The Devils

The Devils

May 15 ·
24 Min Read
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by Joe Abercrombie
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in The Devils Series

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because your friendly neighborhood SFF blogger is back from the blood-soaked, morally ambiguous trenches of Joe Abercrombie’s latest masterpiece, The Devils! If you thought Abercrombie was done dragging fantasy through the sewer, think again – he’s found new depths, and trust me, it’s gloriously grimy down there. This isn’t your grandma’s epic fantasy; this is a full-throated, steel-to-the-gut, laugh-while-you’re-bleeding kind of ride. So grab a stiff drink, because we’re diving headfirst into this bad boy. 😈

Plot Synopsis: A Right Royal (and Unholy) Mess 👑

Okay, folks, this is where the spoilers flow like cheap ale, so if you haven’t read it yet, consider this your MAJOR SPOILER WARNING. You’ve been notified!

Our story kicks off in the ever-corrupt and chaotic Holy City, a place that makes a medieval plague pit look like a health spa. We meet Brother Eduardo Diaz, a monk whose ambitions far outweigh his piety. He’s late for an audience with Her Holiness the Pope, a ten-year-old girl named Benedicta I (yes, you read that right), and ends up getting roped into something far bigger and nastier than he bargained for. He’s introduced to the grim-faced, immortal knight Jakob of Thorn and the endlessly experienced, knife-happy Baptiste. Cardinal Zizka, the Pope’s pragmatic right hand, tasks Diaz with becoming the Vicar of the Chapel of the Holy Expediency – essentially, a handler for the Church’s most morally flexible “assets.”

Meanwhile, in the grimy underbelly of the Holy City, we find Alex, a street-smart thief whose life is a masterclass in bad decisions and worse debts. After a botched swindle leaves her at the mercy of the ruthless enforcer Bostro, she’s “rescued” by the noble Duke Michael of Nicaea. His bombshell? Alex is none other than Princess Alexia Pyrogennetos, the long-lost heir to the Serpent Throne of Troy, and he’s her uncle! Right.

Alex, skeptical but desperate, plays along. She’s whisked through a farcical “authentication” by the eccentric Cardinal Bock and the Church’s Oracles, who deliver a suitably vague prophecy about her being “born in the flame.” She learns her claim to the throne is contested by four extremely dangerous cousins – Marcian, Constans, Sabbas, and Arcadius – sons of the deceased, sorcerous Empress Eudoxia, who was infamous for her grotesque experiments fusing men and beasts.

To escort this “princess” to Troy, the Chapel of the Holy Expediency’s finest (and I use that term loosely) are assembled:

This motley crew, the titular “Devils,” are bound by Pope Benedicta’s magic to protect Alex and see her crowned. Their journey begins, and almost immediately, disaster strikes. They’re ambushed by Duke Marcian and his savage beast-men. In the brutal ensuing battle at a fortified inn called the Rolling Bear, many of their papal guards are slaughtered. Jakob of Thorn is seemingly killed (spoiler: he can’t die, it’s a curse), and Vigga unleashes her full werewolf fury, tearing Marcian and his forces apart. Duke Michael, severely injured, is forced to return to the Holy City, leaving Alex to make a fateful decision: give up, or press on to Troy with her monstrous protectors. She chooses Troy.

The perilous journey continues. The group decides to avoid the main port of Ancona, fearing Marcian’s allies, and instead heads for Venice. Along the way, Alex and Sunny form a tentative bond, sharing secrets and bread. Balthazar, much to his chagrin, repeatedly fails to break the Pope’s binding, usually resulting in projectile vomiting or worse. For cover, they join a massive pilgrimage led by the pious Bishop Apollonia of Acci. This gives us a fantastic look at the grim realities of medieval-style travel – mud, disease, and hypocrisy in abundance. Discussions among the Devils reveal more about their dark pasts, the ever-present threat of the elves (who, by the way, eat people), and the general moral decay of their world.

Arriving in Venice, they seek passage from Frigo, a baker who doubles as a powerful crime lord. In exchange for a ship to Troy, Frigo tasks them with retrieving a mysterious white box from an illusionist’s cursed, magically sealed house. This segment is a descent into madness, as the house’s illusions prey on each character’s deepest traumas and fears:

No sooner do they escape the house than they’re betrayed by Bishop Apollonia, who, it turns out, is in league with another of Alex’s cousins, Duke Constans. A confrontation ensues, but Baron Rikard, revealing his potent glamour (vampiric mind control), mesmerizes Apollonia and her forces, allowing the Devils to escape.

Their troubles are far from over. After setting sail from Venice, their ship is rammed and attacked by Duke Constans’s war galley, crewed by more of Eudoxia’s bizarre fish-human hybrid warriors. The battle is brutal and chaotic.

The group is scattered. Vigga and Brother Diaz wash ashore together, a strange bond forming between the traumatized werewolf and the increasingly disillusioned monk. Alex and Sunny also make it to land, with Sunny having been injured by a horse during their earlier escape from Sabbas’s men. Balthazar and Baptiste, after a harrowing time adrift on a makeshift raft, also find land, their bickering relationship reaching new heights of begrudging respect. Meanwhile, Jakob and Baron Rikard (who apparently sat out the sea battle) are fished out of the sea by soldiers of Count Radosav of Niksic, who is embroiled in a local war with Countess Jovanka of Pec. Rikard, ever the opportunist, spins a tale positioning Jakob as a legendary hero who can aid Radosav.

The scattered “Devils” slowly reconverge. Alex and Sunny are pursued by more mercenaries, including a particularly nasty werewolf known as “the Dane,” all in the employ of Alex’s third cousin, Duke Sabbas. Sunny creates a diversion, poisoning the pursuers’ stew and scattering their horses. Balthazar and Baptiste are captured by Countess Jovanka’s forces, but Jovanka turns out to be an old friend/acquaintance of Baptiste from her days as a lady-in-waiting (Baptiste has been everyone, apparently).

All parties find themselves at the peace talks between Count Radosav and Countess Jovanka, who, in a classic Abercrombie twist, are revealed to be husband and wife whose “war” is more of an elaborate, destructive lover’s quarrel. It’s during these farcical negotiations that Balthazar, desperate to break the Pope’s binding, summons the powerful demon Shaxep. The demon, however, reveals that even she cannot break a binding tied to the Pope’s unique, possibly divine, power. This is a huge revelation, hinting that Pope Benedicta I is far more than just a child ruler. The “Devils” are reunited, somewhat battered, but still heading for Troy.

Their arrival in Troy is met with a carefully orchestrated public welcome, engineered by Duke Michael, who, along with Lady Severa, greets Alex. The city is a marvel of ancient Carthaginian Witch-Engineer architecture, dominated by the colossal Pillar of Troy and the Pharos lighthouse topped with Saint Natalia’s Flame. Alex is acclaimed by Patriarch Methodius of the Eastern Church, thanks in part to Brother Diaz’s diligent research in the Athenaeum archives, which discredits the land claims of greedy nobles. All seems to be going surprisingly well… until Duke Michael proposes that Alex marry her last remaining cousin, Duke Arcadius, for political stability.

Alex is horrified. In a private moment with Sunny, she confesses the truth: she isn’t the real Alexia Pyrogennetos. The true princess died of the Long Pox years ago. Alex, her childhood acquaintance, stole her identity, her half-coin, and her story, desperate to be “not nothing.”

The wedding night arrives, and with it, the final betrayal. Alex’s handmaidens – Athenais, Cleofa, Zenonis, and Placidia – reveal themselves to be Eudoxia’s surviving apprentices. They attack, aiming to kill Alex and seize power. Baron Rikard intervenes, sacrificing his regained youth and much of his vampiric power to defeat Zenonis (a pyromancer) and Placidia (a cryomancer), leaving him ancient and withered once more. Alex flees through secret passages, only to confront Duke Michael. She discovers a letter from Cardinal Zizka to Michael, revealing their conspiracy: Michael was to marry Alexia (or Alex) and then dispose of her, taking the throne himself with Zizka’s backing, all to reunite the Churches and fight the elves. Michael admits to poisoning his sister Irene (Alexia’s mother) and starting the original civil war. Just as he’s about to kill Alex, Sunny intervenes. Jakob, who miraculously survived his fall into the sea (again), bursts from Saint Natalia’s Flame itself, aflame and furious. He tackles Duke Michael, and both plummet from the top of the Pharos to their deaths in the sea below.

Meanwhile, the rest of the Devils, waiting on a ship to return to the Holy City, see Saint Natalia’s Flame turn blue – a signal for an elf invasion, or in this case, a sign of Alex’s dire peril. They rush back. They are confronted by Lady Severa, who is revealed to be possessed by the soul of Empress Eudoxia (her final experiment was a success, transferring her soul into Severa’s body). Eudoxia, using her phrenomantic powers through Severa, turns Vigga against her companions. In the ensuing chaos, Baptiste is tragically killed by the controlled Vigga. Balthazar, in a stunning display of magical prowess and quick thinking, realizes Severa is Eudoxia and manages to break her control over Vigga by exploiting a loophole in the phrenomancy. Eudoxia/Severa then unleashes her ultimate “leftover” creation – a grotesque, multi-limbed monstrosity. Vigga, in a grief-fueled rage, fights and destroys the abomination, literally tearing her way out of its belly after being swallowed.

Balthazar confronts Eudoxia/Severa in the Athenaeum. Eudoxia, impressed by Balthazar’s intellect and power, offers him an alliance. Balthazar, however, has undergone his own transformation. Humbled by his failures to break the binding and now convinced of Pope Benedicta’s divine power, he declines, choosing to remain in the Pope’s service. Eudoxia, respecting his choice (and perhaps seeing a kindred spirit), lets him go.

In the aftermath, Cardinal Zizka arrives in Troy. Alex, now truly Empress, confronts Zizka with her treachery. A new, uneasy alliance is forged. Alex will rule, but the Eastern Church will make concessions to the West. The surviving “Devils” – Vigga (devastated by killing Baptiste and now fully committed to muzzling her inner wolf), Balthazar (newly pious, in his own way), Sunny (heartbroken but resilient), and Brother Diaz (who has become Alex’s chaplain in the Eastern Church) – are to return to the Holy City, their mission technically complete, the binding still in effect for most.

The book ends with a new character, the stern and formidable Mother Beckert, en route to the Holy City. She’s been summoned by Zizka to become the new Vicar of the Chapel of the Holy Expediency, implying the cycle of using “devils” for the Church’s dirty work will continue.

Phew! What a ride! Abercrombie packs more into one novel than some authors manage in a trilogy. It’s a sprawling, bloody, and surprisingly moving epic.

Character Analysis: A Motley Crew of Magnificent Monsters 👹

Abercrombie’s characters are, as always, the twisted, beating heart of the story. No one is purely good, and even the “evil” ones have their moments.

Thematic Resonance: It’s a Grim, Grey World After All 🌍

Abercrombie doesn’t do black and white morality, and “The Devils” is a masterclass in exploring the murky grey.

World-Building Deep Dive: A Tour of a Troubled Land 🗺️

Abercrombie’s world here feels like a grittier, more cynical cousin to our own late medieval/early Renaissance Europe, but with ancient, terrifying magic and a history soaked in even more blood.

Genre Context & Comparisons: Welcome to the Grimdark Party 🍻

“The Devils” is pure, unadulterated grimdark fantasy. If you’re familiar with Abercrombie’s previous work, especially The First Law series, you’ll feel right at home – or perhaps uncomfortably familiar, which is part of the charm.

Influences & Inspirations: Echoes from the Mists of Time (and Pop Culture) 📜

Speculating on influences is always a bit of a game, but here are some potential ingredients in Abercrombie’s creative cauldron for “The Devils”:

It feels like Abercrombie takes a deep dive into historical periods of upheaval and decay, sprinkles in classic fantasy elements, and then filters it all through a modern, cynical, and darkly humorous lens.

Key Takeaways

If you only remember a few things after crawling out of this delightful cesspit, make it these:

  1. Identity is a Choice (and a Lie): Who you are is less about birth and more about the stories you tell yourself and others, and the desperate choices you make to survive.
  2. Power is a Poison: Few who taste it remain untainted. Ambition, even with seemingly noble goals, often leads to betrayal and brutality.
  3. Monsters Wear Many Faces: The most terrifying creatures aren’t always the ones with claws and fangs; sometimes they wear crowns or priestly robes.
  4. Dysfunction Breeds Loyalty: The most unlikely bonds can form in the darkest of times, and the “Devils” prove that even a crew of outcasts can find a twisted sort of family.
  5. Redemption is a Bitch (and Maybe Impossible): Characters may strive for it, but in Abercrombie’s world, absolution is rare and usually comes at a terrible price, if at all.
  6. Expediency Over Virtue: The “Thirteenth Virtue” is the one that truly governs this world. Morality is flexible when survival or power is at stake.
  7. Nobody Does Grimdark Like Abercrombie: He remains the undisputed king of making you laugh at the horrific, root for the deplorable, and question everything you thought you knew about heroes and villains.

Wrapping It Up 🎁

So, what’s the final verdict on “The Devils”? It’s Joe Abercrombie doing what Joe Abercrombie does best, and arguably doing it better than ever. This is a brutal, cynical, hilarious, and surprisingly moving romp through a world that feels both fantastical and chillingly real. The characters are a magnificent collection of bastards you can’t help but get invested in, the plot is a relentless series of gut-punches and blackly comic twists, and the themes will leave you pondering the nature of good, evil, and everything in between long after you’ve turned the final, bloodstained page.

If you’re a fan of grimdark, if you love characters who are more scar tissue than virtue, and if you appreciate a story that isn’t afraid to drag you through the muck and mire of a truly messed-up world, then The Devils is an absolute must-read. It’s a divine comedy of the damned, and I loved every profane minute of it.

Say one thing for Joe Abercrombie, say he writes a hell of a book!

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